Monday, October 20, 2025
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Southern Adventist University Fining Students For Coffee Breath

Collegedale, Tenn. - Always on the forefront of Adventist student regulation, Southern Adventist University announced today it has started fining students for coffee breath. Any...

Over-caffeinated Andrews seminarian thinks God crashed his car

ST. JOSEPH, Mich. --- What was supposed to be a morning flaunt with a certain sinful caffeinated beverage turned into a lesson from God...

General Conference pays for Alamodome Starbucks employees’ vacation

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- Employees of the Alamodome Starbucks stores are ecstatic over an agreement made with the Seventh-day Adventist Church. During the General...

Slide Show: Stuff Adventists feel guilty about

Adventist are a peculiar people with some peculiar things that can make them squirm.