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compliance
Adventist Food
Newly-approved compliance document forces all Adventists to follow same recipe for potluck lasagna
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The Seventh-day Adventist Church’s General Conference Administrative Committee voted on Tuesday, July 17, a potluck veggie lasagna recipe document recommended by...
Adventist paranoia
Adventist sniffer dogs detect Illuminati
ADVENTIST WORLD --- Adventist-trained sniffer dogs trained to detect members of the Illuminati are trotting down the hallways of denominational institutions in hot pursuit...
Adventist Food
Adventists forced to sign 14-page compliance document professing love for carob
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Adventists everywhere have been given 24 hours to sign a 14-page document professing agape love for carob.
The document is full...