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Health Message
Local Adventist Claims Vegetarian Diet Produces ‘Holier Emissions’
Local Adventist health enthusiast, Gus Beanz, has declared that his vegetarian diet produces what he calls "holier emissions."
"It's simple really," Beanz explained, barely containing...
Health Message
Adventist Can’t Lose Weight No Matter How Many Little Debbie’s He Eats
Local Adventist Caleb Johnson just can't seem to lose those stubborn last 15 pounds no matter how much he eats Adventist-owned Little Debbie snack...
Adventist Food
Controversial pictures of GC Health Ministries employees at Cheesecake Factory leaked
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- "This morning gratuitous pictures surfaced online of vegan Health Ministries Department employees consuming unconscionable quantities of dessert at the Baltimore...