Tuesday, March 17, 2026
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Extreme Voices Are Tearing Adventists Apart – Help BarelyAdventist Stop Them

Hi there, fellow Adventists! This is Sevvy, the somewhat eccentric but always entertaining founder and main word-slinger of BarelyAdventist. Let's be real, folks – these days,...

In dramatic U-turn Carson accepts role as US Secretary of Energy

New York, N.Y. --- Adventist former GOP candidate for president Ben Carson has accepted a position in President-Elect Donald Trump's administration. The former neurosurgeon...

Adventist Church bans organs for scaring little children

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a controversial ruling that sent shockwaves throughout the denomination, Adventist leaders decided to remove all organs from Adventist churches...