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Sabbath School
Area Adventist Hides Light Under Bushel, Starts Fire
Instead of shining his light all around the neighborhood, local Adventist Luke Warm made the ill-advised decision to hide his light under a bushel...
Adventist Music
“Jesus Loves The Little Children” Finally Recognized As Racist
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Adventist Sabbath Schools will no longer sing the chorus 'Jesus Loves The Little Children' after what relieved members have described...
Adventist Culture
Slide Show: 10 resolutions Adventists probably won’t keep
Ah, the resolutions of a new year: filled with so many good intentions, so much promise! Too bad it will all probably degenerate into a wretched suckpool of despair, half-hearted excuses and flagging energy in a matter of months. But hey, you never know. This could be your year!
Adventist Culture
Slide Show: Great Moments from Cradle Roll
We're taking it back to the old school because we're so cool (or old fools). So take a stroll down memory lane with us (or for those who have never been to cradle roll, prepare for sights that may amaze/terrify) and celebrate great moments from cradle roll.
Adventist Culture
New study reveals findings on “Pew Paralysis”
Most Seventh-day Adventist church-goers, ranging from the casual to the committed, have experienced what researchers call "pew paralysis"--- once seated, they remain confined to...