LONDON, England --- The Seventh-day Adventist Church has set a fresh Guinness World Record for Most Confusing Illustration. Guinness spokesperson Naka Lilito said that the organization's judges took one look at the Seventh-day Adventist prophetic chart and issued the record title to the denomination.
Lilito said that the judges were so impressed with the graphic that they asked to inspect the church's archive of Daniel and Revelation artwork.
Insiders say that the artwork is inspiring entire new record categories. Judges are allegedly contemplating awarding the denomination record titles in hieroglyphics and "virtually indecipherable code."