SILVER SPRING, Md. --- A senior official has been fired from his post at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists after a bottle of mustard was discovered in his top desk drawer.
Solo Granix of the GC Temperance Enforcement Department was reportedly on the way back to his office from a potluck etiquette presentation when the mustard was discovered gleaming through a crack in his nearly closed desk drawer.
General Conference security was immediately called to the scene and the building was briefly evacuated as the mustard was confiscated and destroyed according to established protocol.
Granix returned to the office to find a pink slip taped to his former desk with hazard tape.