SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Police in Silver Spring have pulled over a U-Haul full of North American Division leaders for speeding.
Asked where they were going in such a rush at this time of night, panicked NAD spokesperson Ocahn Nada barely managed one word: "North."
In the back of the truck, other NAD leaders could be heard cancelling projects with furious contractors that had been working on relocating the division's headquarters to just a few miles from the current Silver Spring headquarters.
As officers handed Nada a ticket, a religious liberty staffer could be heard from the back of the truck saying, "the end is nigh.'"