BORING, Ore. — An Adventist man has sued his local congregation after miraculously surviving a fall from an open church window. Charly Drawsee had reportedly opened a balcony window at Tumble Read more […]
ATHENS, Ga. — An Adventist pastor was dismissed from his post today after it was discovered that he had been faking his grasp of biblical Greek over the last several years. Pastor Joe Phantasia Read more […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — A worldwide study of Adventists has found that 99% of Adventists suffered from permanently fractured funny bones. “The fracture means that Adventists are almost never Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Angels assigned to watch over Adventist church bureaucrats held an emergency meeting today as frustration over Adventist jargon reached what spokesangel Riseubuvit called “apocalyptic Read more […]
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — The award-winning Aeolians of Oakwood University will feature on the big screen in upcoming acapella movie Pitch Perfect 3. The film’s casting directors pitched the Aeolians Read more […]
WEST FRANKFORT, Ill.- 3ABN is introducing a new 12 episode reality series this fall, The Real Audiovisual Guys of Campmeeting. The network has confirmed that the series began filming in early Read more […]
SLEEPY HOLLOW, Colo. — A Rocky Mountain Conference camp meeting reported a “tremendous revival” today with crowds of Adventist talking, singing and preaching excitedly at an energy level never Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — An independent review of the 2015 San Antonio-based General Conference Session has declared it a “complete fiasco.” The review by the Adventist Anti-Corruption Bureau Read more […]
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Southern Adventist University is offering free engagement watches to reward any successful wedding proposal in the coming school year. The perfectly matched his and hers Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an effort to “clear a few things up and establish unity once and for all”, the General Conference headquarters of the Adventist Church has declared an absolute monopoly on Read more […]
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