Ivanka Trump to present on Sabbath observance at Southern

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Ivanka Trump, a Sabbath-keeping convert to Judaism, has agreed to talk about Sabbath observance at Southern Adventist University. The First Daughter who has openly discussed Read more […]

John Oliver tackles women’s ordination in Adventism

NEW YORK, N.Y. — HBO’s John Oliver talked about women’s ordination within Adventism in the most recent airing of his extremely popular topical comedy show, Last Week Tonight. The British Read more […]

Simon Cowell to judge Adventist Special Music performances

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — In a surprise development today, Simon Cowell signed a contract to judge special music performances at Adventist churches. Cowell who is known for his scathing critiques Read more […]

Adventist man determined to mow lawn before Sabbath

DUSTER, Kan. — Joe Twister, a devout Adventist blew off both a tornado warning and an obvious sighting today to make sure he mowed his lawn before Sabbath. Twister told his wife and incredulous Read more […]

Adventist Church introduces preferred seating for anyone wearing a tie

BREAKING NEWS SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a move aimed at encouraging “appropriate Adventist attire,” the Adventist Church has introduced a preferred seating policy to reward anyone wearing a Read more […]

Scottish Adventist banned from Michigan Conference for “cross-dressing”

UPTITE, Mich. — A Scottish Adventist visiting Michigan for the first time was chased out of Uptite Lane Adventist Church for what stone-faced deacons called “shameless cross-dressing.” Alastair Read more […]

Adventist churches across America schedule Comey hearings to boost attendance

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Adventist Churches across America have been stumbling over themselves trying to schedule former FBI Director James Comey for an appearance at one of their services. Comey’s Read more […]