SILVER SPRING, Md. — General Conference officials looking for a way to encourage widespread adoption of the ideas behind the “Unity” document, have hired Chuck Norris. The action star was Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The song “Let It Go” from 2013 Disney animated film Frozen, has been chosen by the Adventist Church as its official coffee -quitting anthem. “Just as Elsa had to let Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Earlier today, General Conference linguists brought clarity to a matter that has plagued Adventism for decades: the correct way to pronounce the word “Adventist.” “The Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The latest in a flurry of termination notices from the White House targeted Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson today. The former neurosurgeon allegedly Read more […]
RENO, Nevada — Carter Wilkerson who just won a year’s supply of Wendy’s chicken nuggets for having the most retweeted Twitter post of all time has received an even juicier offer from the Adventist Read more […]
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Rapper Nicki Minaj did her honest part to lower the costs of Adventist higher education today. She pledged to pay for all tuition costs for Oakwood University students Read more […]
HGTV’s sybling duo the Property Brothers have successfully sold Elmshaven, the St. Helena-based home of Adventist co-founder Ellen White from 1900 to 1915. The home, priced at $2.8 million Read more […]
Loma Linda, Calif. — Nutritionists at Loma Linda University claiming to have discovered the ideal human diet have revealed a new recommended food pyramid. Instead of the pyramid consisting Read more […]
SPRING, Md. — Much to everyone’s surprise, General Conference President Ted Wilson told reporters today that his favorite world division of the Adventist Church was the Trans-European Division Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Three years after the General Conference neglected to invite a single openly-gay presenter to the first Adventist conference on homosexuality and alternative sexuality, Read more […]
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