ADVENTIST WORLD — Happy Clappy Publications has announced the latest in its line of progressive Adventist titles: 28 Optional Tips. The slim, scented pamphlet downgrades each Adventist fundamental belief giving it “tip” or “suggestion” status. The pamphlet’s introduction is titled “It’s Not That Deep” and, in but a few pages, tells Adventists to take a chill pill, relax and spike their lukewarm Martinelli’s. After systematically watering down each and every belief, the pamphlet ends on a somber note, adding one actual fundamental belief: church pews should be replaced with recliners.
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