SILVER SPRING, Md. – Previously drooping tithing totals around the world have shot up 144 % thanks to the arrival of the first Adventist-made keyboard from Silver Spring, Maryland-based Stew W. Ship labs.
The ingenious placement of a bright red “tithe” key right next to “return” reminds members of what to do with their paychecks the minute they hit their bank accounts.
Astounded by the keyboards’ success, GC treasury staffers have placed a huge order for upgraded keyboards that also include keys for 13th Sabbath Offering and Church Pensions.
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