Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to still believe
Location: Wherever children are running during church
Spiritual Gifts: Patience, logistics, and not crying in public
I am a sincere Adventist woman prayerfully seeking a godly man who understands that when the Bible says
“be fruitful,” it was not meant metaphorically. My vision is simple and Spirit-led: I want so many
children that people assume we’re a church school, not a family.
About Me:
- Sabbath-keeping, potluck-bringing, whistle-tolerant
- Can calm a crying baby and a crying elder
- Owns maternity clothes preemptively (faith)
- Knows all the Pathfinder songs and none of the motions correctly
- Can pack for a family of twelve using only “just in case” logic
About You:
- Loves Jesus and understands multiplication
- Will not ask, “Do we really need another one?”
- Comfortable being outnumbered at all times
- Will lead family worship while someone is definitely under the table
- Can assemble bunk beds without resentment
Our Shared Calling:
- Matching Pathfinder uniforms in escalating sizes
- Sabbath lunches that qualify as events
- VBS sign-ups that require explanation
- Camporees where staff start counting us twice
- Being told, “You know how that happens, right?” and replying,
“Yes. We’re Adventist.”
I’m not looking for perfection.
I’m looking for a man who sees chaos and says, “Let’s pray and buy in bulk.”
If the Holy Spirit is stirring your heart—and you don’t flinch at the phrase
“another baby announcement”—please initiate contact by standing slightly too close to me during
fellowship lunch.
Must be willing to trust God, embrace noise, and believe silence is suspicious.
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