BarelyAdventist is thrilled to announce an opening for the church’s least vital, life-challenging position: Dad Joke Guy.
Your responsibilities:
Cringe the congregation into submission.
Turn every serious church announcement into a groan-fest.
Ensure that every potluck has at least one person questioning their life choices.
Show up to board meetings armed with puns so bad they might actually be illegal in 3 states.
Qualifications:
Must be able to endure eye-rolls.
Prior experience in embarrassing children and teenagers strongly preferred.
Capable of delivering jokes so terrible that even the church bulletin sighs.
Ability to laugh at yourself while everyone else laughs at you.
Perks:
Eternal glory in the “I tried” hall of fame.
Free rein to destroy any sermon with your patented dad humor.
Guaranteed awkward silence after every joke.
Applicants must submit their worst joke along with a cover letter explaining why the world needs your terrible humor.
