New Hope Channel Late Night Show to air at 6:30 PM

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Thousands of dedicated Hope Channel viewers are getting ready to set their electric blankets to medium, brew cups of Postum and spread healthy dollops of soy cheese Read more [...]
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MTV’s ‘The Real World’ announces Great Lakes Adventist Academy as next season’s location

VAN NUYS, Calif. --- In a radical departure from its usual urban locations, MTV's The Real World reality show has chosen to shoot its 31st season at Great Lakes Adventist Academy in Cedar Read more [...]
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Pagan symbol witch-hunt leads to disassembling of church nativity scene

Red Bluff, Calif. --- A wave of confusion and finger-pointing has hit the congregation of Central Adventist Church. Members in the know say it all started when traveling evangelist Fred Durbar Read more [...]
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Canadian University College abandons status as ‘Most Confusingly-Named School in Adventism’

ALBERTA, Canada --- Administrators at Canadian University College waited for students to leave for Christmas break to announce that the school was abandoning its long-held status as 'Most Read more [...]
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ABC stores stock veggie cheese that doubles as emergency candle

A new brand of vegetarian cheese has just hit the shelves of Adventist Book Centers. Marketed as a "multi-purpose product", Durocheeze is not only a "delicious" cheese substitute but also Read more [...]
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GC: Casinos off limits unless they make huge donations to Adventist hospitals

SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. --- Adventists in the Loma Linda are have been flocking to San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino, a huge gaming complex close to the university. The traditional Adventist Read more [...]
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Camel joins La Sierra University Church Pastoral Staff

RIVERSIDE, Calif. --- In an absolute first for Seventh-day Adventism, La Sierra University Church has added a camel to its pastoral staff. Abu the Camel made his debut appearance this week Read more [...]
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