99% of those who know Adventists are “grateful they don’t dance”

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- A Loma Linda University survey of 10,000 respondents who have Adventist friends has yielded insights into the perception of Adventists in their social circles. Although Read more [...]
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A third of Adventist pastors face termination for being too boring

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- A leak from high-level personnel discussions at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists indicates that the denomination is on the verge of terminating the employment Read more [...]
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Batchelor to play Super Bowl halftime show

SANTA CLARA, Calif. --- Adventist evangelist and Amazing Facts TV speaker Pastor Doug Batchelor is set to make history as the first Seventh-day Adventist ever to perform at a Super Bowl halftime Read more [...]
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Carlton Byrd to donate Armani bow tie endorsement cash to Oakwood

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. --- Breath of Life Speaker/Director Dr. Carlton Byrd announced today that all funds from his newly inked bow tie endorsement deal with fashion house Giorgio Armani, would be donated Read more [...]
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Sabbath watches at average Adventist church contain “enough gold for calf statue”

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- New data from a survey of Adventist Sabbath-keeping habits has quantified the gold content of watches members wear to church every Sabbath. The Andrews University Read more [...]
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Adventist Church designates Welch’s as only acceptable communion juice

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In an attempt to "streamline the practice of communion," the General Conference headquarters of the Seventh-day Adventist Church has designated Welch's grape juice as the Read more [...]
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Adventist archaeologists trace haystacks back to Garden of Eden

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- A team of Seventh-day Adventist researchers from the church's Geoscience Research Institute has discovered what they say is "conclusive evidence that Adam and Eve ate haystacks Read more [...]
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