Adventist vegan rushed to hospital after carrot overdose

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- A life-long Adventist vegan was rushed to Loma Linda Medical Center after what emergency personnel termed a "carrot overdose." While lapsing in and out of consciousness, Read more [...]
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Philippine President Duterte tells Adventists to evangelize South China Sea

MANILA, Philippines --- In a statement this morning, Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte encouraged Seventh-Day Adventists in his country to evangelize islands in the South China Sea. The president Read more [...]
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OBG – SLIDESHOW: What kind of Adventist are you?

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Carson: “Cruz’s non-endorsement of Trump is biggest insult since GC rejected Women’s Ordination”

CLEVELAND, Ohio --- Former presidential candidate Ben Carson had strong words to describe Ted Cruz's refusal to endorse Donald Trump for president yesterday. "Cruz's non-endorsement of Donald Read more [...]
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Dwight Nelson declared missing person, last seen playing Pokémon GO

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- Police officials declared Pioneer Memorial Church Senior Pastor Dwight Nelson missing this morning. The well-known Adventist evangelist was last seen playing Pokémon Read more [...]
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Self-professed Ellen White expert rummaging through red books looking for Bible

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. ---  Self-styled Adventist heritage guru and enthusiastically amateur Ellen White writings compiler, Lester Lite, expressed mild consternation at not being able to find Read more [...]
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Badventists start own denomination

EVERYWHERE --- No longer a made-up name for Adventists Starbucks gold card holders, Badventists have officially started their own denomination. Newly minted members across the Adventist world Read more [...]
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Adventist song services to be auto-tuned

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Due to what has been described as an epidemic of bad praise and worship leading in Seventh-day Adventism, every church will have an auto-tune feature fitted to their PA Read more [...]
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OBG – Slide Show: Great Moments from Cradle Roll

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Pathfinders launch Pokémon GO honor, double membership

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Pathfinder directors across the country are struggling to accommodate a new surge of membership applications. Clubs everywhere have doubled in size since the introduction Read more [...]
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