90% of Adventists say they may have overdone it at last Sabbath’s potluck

Recently-mandated potluck exit surveys show that 90% of Adventists around the world are carrying a vague sense of guilt about their conduct at last Sabbath's potluck. Whether survey respondents Read more [...]
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Badly-supervised Sabbath School felt board time confusing kids’ Bible knowledge

Children's Ministries directors in conferences across America are hearing the same complaint from parents: Sabbath School is confusing their kids' knowledge of the Bible. "I'm no Ellen Read more [...]
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Slide Show: What to wear to church

In distress over how to dress in ways Adventist? Wipe thy brow, we'll show you how. (*Please note: Rules do not apply in Hawaii and certain parts of Southern California, except in churches whose names include an ethnicity and/or Pauline church plant and in congregations where the mean age is 55.) Read more [...]
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Beautiful Adventist wife happy to witness to every man that notices her unadorned ring finger

MAGALIA, Calif. --- Bethany Powell says hardly a week goes by without an opportunity for her to witness about her faith. Men approach the attractive 26-year-old with impressive regularity Read more [...]
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Walla Walla to fine students for attending vespers without a date

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. --- In additions to fines for illegal parking, returning books late and falsely setting off fire alarms, Walla Walla University students will be treated to a fine for Read more [...]
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Developer selling plots to Adventist subdivision in heaven

HOLLAND, Mich. --- Adventist luxury home developer, Chuck Todson of Todson Heavenly Homes, has started selling down payments for 7-room mansions in what he is billing "the most exclusive subdivision Read more [...]
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Boring pastors forced to use laugh track for sermons

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Adventist church members that notice more laughter than usual in their services may have the North American Division to thank. Effective next Sabbath, a number of churches Read more [...]
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