Vatican to canonize Ellen White

VATICAN, Rome --- Vatican officials have revealed plans to canonize Ellen G. White, the prolific writer and co-founder of the Seventh-day Adventist Church. The surprising decision was made Read more [...]
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Philippine presidential candidate Duterte courts Adventist vote by vowing to ban pork

MANILA, Philippines --- The frontrunner in the race to become the next president of the Philippines has vowed to ban pork consumption in the Southeast Asian country in return for Seventh-day Adventist Read more [...]
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First vegan Dairy Queen to open at Loma Linda University

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Frozen-treat chain Dairy Queen has announced plans to open an entirely vegan store on the campus of Loma Linda University. Although the chain already offers some vegan-appropriate Read more [...]
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Beyoncé to make sugar-free Lemonade on 3ABN

WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. --- In a first for Adventist television, singer Beyoncé will host what she calls a "healthy-drinking" segment in which she demonstrates how to prepare sugar-free lemonade Read more [...]
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Freedom-loving Adventist liberal finds traffic laws far too legalistic

PASADENA, Calif. --- Self-professed liberated Seventh-day Adventist and enthusiastic road tripper, Luke Whaurme, can still remember the day when he threw out stodgy religion and all its pedantic Read more [...]
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Adventist headquarters to move to undisclosed cave if Trump wins

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Senior leaders at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists are reviewing a list of secret locations to which staff and day-to-day operations could relocate if real Read more [...]
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Rich Adventist funds research into needle eyes that can fit camels

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- Multi-millionaire Adventist Frank B. Worthington has funded major research at the Andrews University School of Architecture. The aim of the project is to design sewing Read more [...]
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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna to wed at Italian Adventist University

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. --- Star couple Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have revealed the location of their much-discussed wedding: Italy's Adventist University, Villa Aurora. The couple reportedly chose Read more [...]
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General Conference official fired after mustard bottle found in desk

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- A senior official has been fired from his post at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists after a bottle of mustard was discovered in his top desk drawer. Solo Read more [...]
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