Slide Show: What to wear to church

In distress over how to dress in ways Adventist? Wipe thy brow, we'll show you how. (*Please note: Rules do not apply in Hawaii and certain parts of Southern California, except in churches whose names include an ethnicity and/or Pauline church plant and in congregations where the mean age is 55.) Read more [...]
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Beautiful Adventist wife happy to witness to every man that notices her unadorned ring finger

MAGALIA, Calif. --- Bethany Powell says hardly a week goes by without an opportunity for her to witness about her faith. Men approach the attractive 26-year-old with impressive regularity Read more [...]
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Walla Walla to fine students for attending vespers without a date

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. --- In additions to fines for illegal parking, returning books late and falsely setting off fire alarms, Walla Walla University students will be treated to a fine for Read more [...]
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Developer selling plots to Adventist subdivision in heaven

HOLLAND, Mich. --- Adventist luxury home developer, Chuck Todson of Todson Heavenly Homes, has started selling down payments for 7-room mansions in what he is billing "the most exclusive subdivision Read more [...]
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Boring pastors forced to use laugh track for sermons

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Adventist church members that notice more laughter than usual in their services may have the North American Division to thank. Effective next Sabbath, a number of churches Read more [...]
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Slide Show: Stuff Adventists feel guilty about

Adventist are a peculiar people with some peculiar things that can make them squirm. Read more [...]
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Milo Academy Church in flames after live-candle ‘This Little Light of Mine’ gets too enthusiastic

DAYS CREEK, Ore. --- Firefighters rushed to douse the flames that were attacking Milo Academy Church after a live-candle rendition of "This Little Light of Mine" got out of hand at a dedication Read more [...]
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