Pentatonix to headline at GC San Antonio

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- Wildly popular a capella group Pentatonix has been booked to perform at this summer's July 2-11 General Conference session in San Antonio. The group, formed in 2011, Read more [...]
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Slide show: How to dance like an Adventist

The following are some ways that Adventists attempt to get their groove on. Be forewarned: It's often not pretty. Read more [...]
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La Sierra launches ‘We Have Hotter Students’ campaign

RIVERSIDE, Calif. --- Shivering students, wrapped in layers of bulky winter clothing at Adventist colleges across the nation are being treated to what many consider to be infuriating La Sierra Read more [...]
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Woman has lowered standards enough to date that guy from church

GLENDALE, Calif. --- Although it hasn't been an easy journey getting to this point, Michelle Turner says that the next time that Ed from church asks her out, she might actually say yes. Turner Read more [...]
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Fun fines to spend your cash on while at Southern

With over 30 fineable offenses on the books, Southern Adventist University presents a beautifully varied menu of ways for starving students to use their hard-earned cash. Although we contemplated listing every single fine, the list was eye-crossingly boring so we have opted instead to show some of the highlights. Enjoy! Read more [...]
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Adventist anti-women’s ordination campaigners struggle with whole ‘woman co-founder thingy’

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. --- Mere months away from an historic vote on women's ordination at this summer's San Antonio-based General Conference Session, campaigners against women's ordination are Read more [...]
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Slide show: 12 ways to swear like an Adventist

Adventists are typically not swearing folk, and have a more extensive list of "No-no" words than most, we'd say. Read more [...]
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