Slide Show: 11 Adventist-appropriate alternatives to Halloween

It's Halloween! Dreaded by Adventists everywhere for its pagan roots, celebration of the occult and the inevitable explaining to teary-eyed children of why they can not go out and have fun that night. But no need to fear! We've come up with some ideas that may help soothe the pain of not getting free candy from strangers. Read more [...]
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Bickering Adventist couple plans to move way north so the sun will never set on their anger

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Clara and Ed Holder have big plans for their marriage next year. The Collegedale-based couple is planning to move to a country with territory comfortably within the Read more [...]
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Michigan Conference sets up seminary scholarship fund for aspiring pastors with a criminal history

LANSING, Mich. --- "Former criminals make amazing pastors," said Michigan Conference spokesman, Dan Giligan this week as the conference launched a 5-year recruitment effort focused on ex-cons. Giligan Read more [...]
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Slide Show: 15 greatest disappointments of Adventists

Thousands of people, some of whom had given away all of their possessions, waited expectantly for Jesus to appear on Oct. 22, 1844. When He didn't appear, the date became known as the Great Disappointment. But out of the Great Disappointment the seeds of the Seventh-day Adventist Church sprouted. We're a little late to the celebration (disappointing, we know ::haaaaa::) but in honor of that momentous occasion, we present a list of things that Adventists find disappointing. Read more [...]
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General Conference begs Ben Carson not to run for president

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- It is all but certain that Adventist pediatric neurosurgeon Ben Carson is running for US president in 2016. Since his recent entrance into politics, Carson has made Read more [...]
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Slide Show: You know you’re at an Adventist church when…

Here are a few ways to help you figure out if you've wandered into an Adventist church. The #1 tip: If you're up that early on a Saturday morning to go to church, you are most likely in an Adventist one. Read on for more helpful clues! Read more [...]
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Sligo Church to get a smoke machine

Takoma Park, Md. --- Hailed as an "historic milestone in the growth of Sligo Church," Senior Pastor Charles Tapp announced today that the church would inaugurate a smoke machine next Sabbath. Read more [...]
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