Amy Coney Barrett Confirmed As Fodder For Future Prophecy Seminars

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hours ago, the US Senate confirmed Judge Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court in a victory for Adventist prophecy seminars everywhere. The 48-year-old Roman Catholic Read more […]

Trump, Biden Commit To Singing “Kumbaya” Together At Start Of Next Debate

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After the unmitigated disaster that was the first US Presidential Debate, both President Donald Trump and Former Vice President Joe Biden have committed to a duet at the Read more […]

Big Pharma Races To Release Anti-Anxiety Benefits Of Sabbath In Pill Form

WORLD — Pharmaceutical giants are sprinting to be the first to produce a Sabbath pill. Research labs are working around the clock to create medication allowing those that take it a feeling Read more […]