BRI: Angels can watch movies after they come out on DVD

Grab some popcorn!
Grab some popcorn!

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Years and years of research by the Adventist Biblical Research Institute have finally resulted in a ruling that, based on everything the Bible says on the topic, angels are allowed to watch movies after they have safely cleared cinemas and been released on DVD.

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The BRI released a statement earlier today saying that while angels do not enter theaters, they will accompany humans who are watching movies on DVD or via a streaming service as long as the movie in question has no more than a PG rating, has been referenced on the Hope Channel and is not being viewed during Sabbath hours.


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2 Comments

  1. richeerich

    The whole world is a theater. Angles are watching every move. No need for DVD’s. They just watch it live. SDA’s make wonderful live DVD’s every day.. It’s a wonderful life!!. I love Little Debbies!

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