Thursday, November 14, 2024

NAD leadership pulled over for speeding north

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There might be some traffic on the way...
There might be some traffic on the way…

BREAKING NEWS

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Police in Silver Spring have pulled over a U-Haul full of North American Division leaders for speeding.

Asked where they were going in such a rush at this time of night, panicked NAD spokesperson Ocahn Nada barely managed one word: “North.”

In the back of the truck, other NAD leaders could be heard cancelling projects with furious contractors that had been working on relocating the division’s headquarters to just a few miles from the current Silver Spring headquarters.

As officers handed Nada a ticket, a religious liberty staffer could be heard from the back of the truck saying, “the end is nigh.'”

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