In an attempt to attract more young people and boost attendance, the Slumber Springs Seventh-day Adventist Church recently implemented a “Casual Sabbath” dress code. However, church leaders are now reconsidering the policy after last week’s service turned into what one elder described as “a holy slumber party.”
Pastor Jim Comforter, known for his creative outreach strategies, explained the rationale behind the decision: “We wanted to make church more accessible and relaxed. You know, ‘Come as you are’ and all that. We just didn’t expect people to take it so… literally.”
According to witnesses, at least half the congregation arrived in various states of sleepwear, ranging from tasteful satin pajama sets to worn-out sweatpants and faded cartoon character t-shirts. One enthusiastic family even showed up in matching footed onesies.
Deaconess Martha Properpew was not amused. “I saw brother Johnson scratching himself in places that should not be scratched in the sanctuary,” she huffed. “And don’t get me started on sister Williams’ fuzzy bunny slippers. They were squeaking all through the sermon!”
The casual atmosphere reportedly led to some unexpected behavior during the service. Several members were caught dozing off during the sermon, while others helped themselves to second and third helpings at potluck, citing the comfort of their elastic waistbands.
As of press time, the church board was debating whether to allow Crocs as acceptable Sabbath footwear.
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