If you’ve ever tried to set a boundary in the Adventist world, you know the struggle is real. Saying “No” outright? Blasphemy. But fear not! Here’s your cheat sheet for politely declining… Adventist-style.
1. “I’ll pray about it.”
Translation: I have zero intention of doing this, but it sounds spiritual.
Example: Pastor: “Can you lead the Friday night Bible study?”
You: “I’ll pray about it.” (Cue guilt-inducing nod.)
2. “I’m not sure God is calling me to that right now.”
Translation: I’m terrified of volunteering but can’t just say no.
Bonus: You sound deeply spiritual and obedient.
3. “Let me check my calendar.”
Translation: I’m checking if Netflix has any new releases that night.
This works best when paired with a vague, hesitant smile.
4. “I’d love to, but I’m really trying to focus on Sabbath rest.”
Translation: I’d love not to.
Extra points if you add a quote about Jesus needing rest too.
5. “Maybe someone else could do it?”
Translation: I’m sending the guilt baton to the next unsuspecting soul.
Optional: Look hopeful and exhausted—people rarely question a martyr in the making.
6. “I’m still discerning.”
Translation: I have no idea what I’m doing and I don’t want to say no, but I’m also not saying yes.
Pro tip: Repeat indefinitely for maximum deflection.
7. “I’ll keep you in my prayers.”
Translation: I’ve officially said no without saying no, and now I’m officially done. Guaranteed to end the conversation before anyone can ask twice.
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Adventist Speak Pro Tip: Always say it with a gentle smile, a quiet sigh, and just enough hesitation to make everyone think you’re deeply spiritual… even if you’re just deeply tired.
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