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Andrews Seminary Moves To Nursing Building To “Streamline Courtship”

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Md. — One of newer buildings on the Andrews University campus has been completely abandoned. All Seventh-day Adventist Theological Seminary classes have been moved to Marsh Hall,...
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Andrews Seminarian Convinced He Is Predestined For Marriage

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- Seasoned Andrews seminarian Amo Reterno, put a brave face on Valentines this year, certain that love was bound to come...
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Sam’s Chicken Earns Andrews Cafeteria A Michelin Star

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- In an absolute first for an Adventist institution, the Andrews University cafeteria has been awarded a Michelin star in recognition...
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Andrews Seminarians’ #1 Pickup Line: God wants us to be together

BERRIEN SPRING, Mich. --- According to an anonymous survey done of single seminarians at Andrews University, their favorite pick-up line by far is "God...
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Andrews seminarian shakes dust off feet after rejection by latest undergrad crush

Berrien Springs, Mich. --- Andrews University seminarian, Kazo Nova walked campus in a daze today after his latest romantic advances were rejected by an...
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Over-caffeinated Andrews seminarian thinks God crashed his car

ST. JOSEPH, Mich. --- What was supposed to be a morning flaunt with a certain sinful caffeinated beverage turned into a lesson from God...
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Single Andrews seminarian praying for growth of Department of Nursing

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- Since his arrival on the campus of Andrews University, single seminarian Esper Rando has set aside time at dawn, noon...
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Andrews Seminary Greek center flat broke, seeks emergency bailout

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- Despite years of devastating austerity measures and spartan living, leaders at the Greek Manuscript Research Center of Andrews University's Seventh-day...
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Female undergrad takes shortcut through Andrews seminary building, exits engaged

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- Sarah Parker, a Junior Biology major at Andrews University officially changed her Facebook status from "Single" to "Engaged" this morning...

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