How To Get Your Pastor to Wrap Up the Sermon
Here are 10 ways to get your pastor to wrap up his Sabbath sermon: Hold up a sign that says “The End is Near” to signal that it’s time to wrap up. Send a text message to your pastor with Read more […]
Category: Preaching
Pastor With Multiple Churches Can’t Remember Which Sermon He’s Preached Where
DALARNA, Sweden – Pastor Hans Glömmer’s life was thrown into disarray recently when he was transferred to a new territory with four churches. Not only was the Sabbath morning commute killer Read more […]
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Snopes Fact Checks Evangelists
UNITED STATES — Fact-checking site Snopes has begun investigating Adventist evangelists prone to exaggeration and what the site calls “recitation of entirely made-up facts and stories manufactured Read more […]
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Fire sprinklers to combat church napping
ADVENTIST WORLD — A memo sent out to all Adventist churches from the GC Congregational Alertness Department, has mandated the use of fire sprinklers to wake up church nappers. According Read more […]
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Adventist leaders pledge to grow out their eyebrows in remembrance of Billy Graham
Adventist World — In honor of Billy Graham’s passing, General Conference officials have modified a contest among world leaders of the Adventist denomination. The leaders were originally racing Read more […]
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Man sues after falling from church window during Adventist sermon
BORING, Ore. — An Adventist man has sued his local congregation after miraculously surviving a fall from an open church window. Charly Drawsee had reportedly opened a balcony window at Tumble Read more […]
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Adventist sermon rating app promises to weed out bad preachers
Collegedale, Tenn. — A new app called BLAH-BLAH allows Adventists to rate their preachers. Creators of the app are hoping to weed out bad preachers from Adventist churches. In a promotional Read more […]
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Adventist pastor’s crime to conversion story inspires copycat crime
PASADENA, Calif. — A burst of vandalism and petty theft has been traced back to an unlikely source: last Sabbath’s sermon at South Pasadena Seventh-day Adventist Church. Pastor Emili Lönneberga Read more […]
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Adventist congregation walks out as pastor starts telling life story again
BURBANK, Calif. — Over 300 agitated church members spilled out into the lobby and parking lot of West Hills Seventh-day Adventist Church a mere five minutes into Senior Pastor Genio Aburrido’s Read more […]
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“In Conclusion” rated most powerful sermons words in Adventism
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — The result of an exhaustive study into what constitutes effective preaching in Seventh-day Adventism has revealed that the two most powerful words in the typical Sabbath Read more […]
