Borat To Remain Fully Clothed For 3ABN Special Music

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Famed Kazakh journalist, Borat Sagdiyev promised he would be appearing “with full clothings” for his performance of “several very nice patriotic hit specials from United Read more […]

3ABN to be nominated for Historical Drama Emmy

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — A leak from a source close to the 67th Emmy Award nominations process has revealed that an Adventist-related TV network will be nominated for the first time in history. Although Read more […]

3ABN unveils Sabbath-appropriate 4th of July sparklers

WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. — Due to the fact that this year’s 4th of July celebrations take place on a Friday night, the Three Angels Broadcasting Network (3ABN) has been running hourly announcements Read more […]

Old man praises Adventism’s sleep quality benefits

PORTLAND, Ore. —  Chuck Matthews, 75, says he’s been a Christian since he was a child but that his recent conversion to Adventism has worked wonders for his sleep.  “I converted mostly Read more […]