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Doug Batchelor: “They Came for the Barrel—Next They’ll Come for the Sabbath”
SACRAMENTO, CA — In an unscheduled live broadcast from a barrel-themed set, Pastor Doug Batchelor warned his followers that Cracker Barrel’s controversial logo change...
Sabbath
9 Ways We’ve Made the Sabbath More Stressful Than Tuesday
What began as a divine invitation to rest can now resembles a spiritual decathlon—complete with potluck rivalries, sermon analytics, and Sabbath school showdowns. In...
Sabbath Observance
Adventist Dog Prays Before Meals, Refuses to Fetch on Sabbath
SILVER SPRING, Md. — An Adventist family's dog named Samson has developed some unique habits.
The Johnson family of Silver Spring first noticed something was...
Sabbath Observance
Local Adventist Invokes “Ox in the Ditch” Loophole to Work on Beating Video Game Level
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Local Adventist gamer Landon Reese invoked the rarely used "ox in the ditch" clause this past Sabbath to continue working...
Sabbath
GC MOVIE – Heaven Entrance Exam Leaked: “What Day is the Sabbath?” Only Question
The upcoming General Conference-produced movie "The Pearly Gates Dilemma" has leaked a controversial scene that has the Adventist community buzzing. The scene reveals that...
Potluck
Adventist College Kid Picking Church Fully Based On Quality of Potluck
In a move that has surprised absolutely no one familiar with Adventist church culture, local Adventist university student Jason Frimbly has based his entire...
Adventist Culture
You Know You’re Adventist When…
You know you’re Adventist when…
You wonder what kind of gelatin is in that gummy worm.
You question if an activity is “Sabbathy” enough to do...
Sabbath
Ladida SDA Church Replaces “Happy Sabbath” with “Namaste” Greeting
Ladida, Maine - In a move that has sent ripples of controversy through the Ladida Seventh-day Adventist Church, the church board has decided to...