Literalist Adventist clad in full armor of God not wearing pants

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — A devout yet slightly odd third generation Adventist walked the streets of Berrien Springs this morning wearing elaborate, highly authentic-looking upper body armor Read more […]

Adventist Church to stock Noah’s Ark replica with every living beast for floating zoo

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Adventist Church has announced plans to fill a full-scale Noah’s Ark replica with “every living beast” for a floating zoo theme park. The already-built ark replica Read more […]

Students protest as PUC fires faculty, hires robots

ANGWIN, Calif. — Student protestors marched across the campus of Pacific Union College yesterday as the school’s¬†administration announced the termination of all current faculty in favor of Read more […]