Entire Pacific Union College Faculty Living in Van Down by the River

ANGWIN, CA – It has been revealed that the entire faculty of Pacific Union College has taken up residence in a fleet of vans parked along the Napa River, citing the increasingly exorbitant cost Read more […]

Joe Biden confirmed as new president of Pacific Union College

ANGWIN, Calif. — In an unexpected move, Pacific Union College announced that former Vice President Joe Biden has been confirmed as the new president of the institution. Although a press release Read more […]

Hot Mug Shot Guy to attend PUC on full-ride scholarship

ANGWIN, Calif. — ‘Hot Mug Shot Guy’ Jeremy Meeks is out of prison and starting afresh as a newly-enrolled student at Pacific Union College. Meeks accepted a full-ride scholarship to the Northern Read more […]

Students protest as PUC fires faculty, hires robots

ANGWIN, Calif. — Student protestors marched across the campus of Pacific Union College yesterday as the school’s administration announced the termination of all current faculty in favor of Read more […]

Pacific Union College becomes first Adventist school to open a KFC

ANGWIN, Calif. — In an emotional ribbon cutting ceremony, a large crowd of Pacific Union College faculty, staff and even students that had returned to campus early, celebrated the opening of Read more […]

Walla Walla administration resigns as PUC is ranked top place to find a spouse

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — That didn’t take long.  Less than a week after Adventist news organizations started to report that Pacific Union College was the only Adventist college to rank as a top Read more […]

Harrison Ford joins Aviation faculty at Pacific Union College

ANGWIN, Calif. — In what is already being billed as the biggest recruitment coup in Adventist college education, Pacific Union College confirmed today that 72-year-old actor, producer and avid Read more […]

PUC Housekeeping: Please flush, La Sierra needs the water

ANGWIN, Calif. — Tensions are at an all-time high between Northern California’s Pacific Union College and its sister institution to the south, La Sierra University. The firestarter for Read more […]

PUC student launches Amazing Facts spoof site: ‘Amazing Farts’

ANGWIN, Calif. — Carlos Mendoza, a junior Film and TV major at Pacific Union College, caused a stir this past week by starting Amazing Farts a satirical website spoofing Doug Batchelor’s Read more […]