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Study Reveals Favorite Adventist Hymn is Closing Hymn

A new study has revealed the favorite hymn among Seventh-day Adventists is whichever one happens to be the closing hymn that Sabbath. Researchers surveyed thousands of Adventists across the...
Drums

Adventist Anti-Drum Lobby Solves Dilemma By Removing Hearing Aids

ADVENTIST WORLD — Anti-drum activists in the Adventist Church have finally decided to lay down their arms and solve the percussion problem that has...
Adventist Culture

Picture This: 11 Adventist Buzzkills

Joy can be found in many things, in many places. These are not those things. These are not those places.
Music

Borat To Remain Fully Clothed For 3ABN Special Music

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. --- Famed Kazakh journalist, Borat Sagdiyev promised he would be appearing "with full clothings" for his performance of "several very nice patriotic...
Music

Bono Checks Into Weimar to Give Voice a NEWSTART

Weimar, Calif. --- U2 lead singer, Bono, has checked into the health center at the Weimar Institute after his voice failed him at a...
Adventist entertainment

GC: “I will survive” disco anthem contradicts state of the dead

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Seventh-day Adventists around the world have been advised by General Conference leaders that the popular disco anthem "I Will Survive"...

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