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Turkeys Beg Adventists: Listen to Ellen White on Vegetarianism
In a rare joint statement released yesterday, the National Association of Turkeys called on Adventists nationwide to honor Ellen White’s counsel on vegetarianism — specifically warning that ignoring it...
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Why Are Adventists So Fascinated With Freemasons? Asking for a friend with a stack of Amazing Facts DVDs.
If you’ve spent more than seven minutes in Adventist eschatology circles, you’ve probably heard at least one of the following phrases:
“Secret societies.”“The Illuminati.”“Hidden handshakes.”“That...
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16 Things Adventist Pastors Secretly Hate About Their Congregations
16 Things Adventist Pastors Secretly Hate About Their Congregations
They love you… but also, wow.
1. The ‘Pastor, We Need to...
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What If Adventism’s Best Days Are Still Ahead of Us?
We love to romanticize “classic Adventism”—the Revelation Seminars with gigantic beasts on giant boards, the Sabbath school classes where everyone debated the 2300 days...
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When Did “Present Truth” Become “Please Don’t Ask Questions”?
The early Adventists were troublemakers — holy ones.
They didn’t settle for inherited answers. They studied, debated, camped out in barns, and wrestled with Scripture...
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10 Things Adventists Are Actually Allowed To Brag About
1. We Make It To 100 Like It’s A Group Assignment
Blue Zones keep bragging on us. We basically turned beans into a performance-enhancing drug.
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14 Things Adventists Miss About the 90s Church Era
Look, not everything was perfect — but let’s be honest: the 90s were peak Adventist vibes. Here’s what we miss:
Scandal aside, Robert Folkenberg had...
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7 Unspoken Rules Every Adventist Knows (But No One Ever Wrote Down)
7 Unspoken Rules Every Adventist Knows (But No One Ever Wrote Down)
1. You can’t just leave after church.
You have to linger in the foyer...
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Why Adventism Is Addicted to Fear — and How We Can Finally Detox
Fear built the Adventist brand.
Love will have to rebuild it.
For decades, we’ve measured faith by how much we tout the end.
How vigilant we are...
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Sabbath Was Never Supposed to Be This Boring
The Sabbath wasn’t designed to drain life out of you—it was meant to pour life into you.
From the very beginning, Sabbath was about divine...
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The Unspoken Class Divide in Adventism
You can usually spot it before the opening hymn ends.
There’s the doctor family in their coordinated Sabbath outfits, the polished deacon whose tie costs...