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Let’s Build a Joyful Adventist Community
There’s something sacred about moments like this—friends gathered close, laughter spilling into a room warmed by a fire, reminders that faith is also about joy, rest, and being human...
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How a Kinder Adventism Could Change the World
Adventism has always dreamed big—health reform, global mission, the Three Angels’ Message, a people preparing for Jesus’ return. But maybe the most transformative thing...
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Yes, I Love Jesus. No, I Don’t Want to Hug You During the Greeting Time.
Sabbath mornings are going great — you’re singing, you’re focused, you’re spiritually in the zone — and then BOOM:
“Turn around and greet three people!”
Suddenly...
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How Adventists Keep Score
No one talks about it, but every Adventist knows: there’s a secret leaderboard somewhere in heaven (or maybe Silver Spring). And we’re all on...
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What if Joy Was Our Doctrine?
Imagine if, instead of trying to prove who’s right, Adventists became famous for who’s light.
Like—what if “Joy” was our 29th Fundamental Belief? Right between...
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What Kind of Adventist Are You?
Every Adventist church has these folks. The question is: are you one of them… or all of them at once?
The Tupperware Hoarder – You...
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10 Ways to Lose Friends and Influence Nobody: Adventist Edition
Are you tired of having too many friends? Do you wish people would stop inviting you to potlucks and Sabbath afternoon walks? Look no...
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Adventist Grandma Insists She Is “Woke” Due to Trusty Alarm Clock
Local Adventist grandmother, Edna Pritchard, 87, proudly declared herself “woke” this Sabbath after a heated discussion at potluck about the youth’s obsession with trendy...
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A Used Pathfinder Sash, and Other Presents for Adventists with Inconvenient January Birthdays
Wallet still recovering from Christmas? Fear not! Here's a list of budget-friendly gifts for the Adventist in your life who had the audacity to...
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Decluttering Tips for Your Adventist Home
Feeling overwhelmed by your earthly possessions? Fear not, fellow Adventist hoarder! Here's your BarelyAdventist guide to decluttering your home faster than you can say...
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Top 10 Adventist New Year’s Resolutions
1. Memorize All 13 Sabbath School Memory Verses Each Quarter - Commit to learning every single Adult Sabbath School quarterly memory verse so you...