Monday, September 29, 2025

Doug Batchelor

SATIRE: FCC Yanks Amazing Facts Off the Air for “Offensive Predictions”

SACRAMENTO, CA — The FCC announced today that Amazing Facts has been suspended from broadcasting after “repeated and unauthorized offensive predictions about the United States of America.” According...

Doug Batchelor Deported from Israel After Attempting to Deliver End-Times Charts to Gaza

TEL AVIV — Israeli authorities deported Amazing Facts president Doug Batchelor Tuesday morning after intercepting his vessel carrying what he described as "essential prophetic...

Doug Batchelor Defends New Hair

// Post by Doug Batchelor. GRANITE BAY, Calif. --- "My new hair is not at all a religious statement," said Amazing Facts evangelist, Doug Batchelor...

Doug Batchelor launches “Santa isn’t real” tour of Adventist kindergartens

Adventist kindergarteners around the country have never been more enraged. The source of their anger appears to be famed Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor...

Doug Batchelor and Governor DeSantis Unveil ‘Cave World’: A Non-Magical/Rainbowy Theme Park to Rival Disney

Orlando, FL - Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis have united to create 'Cave World,' an unconventional theme park that challenges...

Blue Origin Flight: Doug Batchelor To Join Jeff Bezos / Present “Amazing Space Facts”

KENT, Wash - It’s confirmed: Doug Batchelor is going to space with Jeff Bezos on the Blue Origin flight scheduled for later this month. Bezos...

United removes Doug Batchelor from plane for carrying “Sword of the Spirit”

SACRAMENTO, Calif. --- United Airlines confirmed that it had removed veteran Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor from a flight leaving Sacramento International Airport this afternoon. Batchelor...

Doug Batchelor wins Spectrum Magazine’s Adventist of the Year award

ROSEVILLE, CALIF. --- In a surprise win that has left the editors of Spectrum Magazine completely dumbfounded, conservative Adventist evangelist and Amazing Facts presenter...

Doug Batchelor to join James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --- CBS announced this morning that a "different kind of passenger" would be joining James Corden in an upcoming version of...

Police remove Nebuchadnezzar statue from Doug Batchelor event due to weak feet

LANSING, Mich. --- Earlier today, Lansing police removed a large statue of Nebuchadnezzar which had been erected to advertise a Doug Batchelor Amazing Facts...

Batchelor v Nelson Preach-Off scheduled for Batman v Superman opening night

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. --- The first-ever Preach-Off between veteran Adventist evangelists, Dwight Nelson and Doug Batchelor, has been scheduled to coincide with the March 25...