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Disproportionately High Number Of Single Women Telling Good Looking Visiting Speaker How Blessed They Were By Sermon

Following a sermon on Saturday by famously unmarried visiting speaker Bryan Reynolds at the Cougardale SDA Church, sources confirmed an unusually high number of single women approached the handsome...
Marriage

Your Guide to Adventist Love Languages

We Adventists have our own twist on the classic love languages. Get ready to decode the secrets of Adventist affection and discover how to...
Courtship

Adventist Church Introduces “Searching Singles Sanctuary Seating”

ADVENTIST WORLD --- In an effort to encourage equal yoking, Adventist churches worldwide are introducing Searching Singles Sanctuary Seating. The hope is that like-minded...
Courtship

Adventist singles praying for someone cute to manifest in church

As Sabbath approaches, single Seventh-day Adventists across the globe have confirmed that they are fervently praying for a cute single person to manifest in...

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