Single Theology Major Predicts Marriage Date On Prophecy Chart

Soon. ADVENTIST WORLD — To keep his hopes burning bright, Southern Adventist University theology major, Encro Yable, has taken it upon himself to update an historic Adventist prophecy chart. Yable Read more […]

Andrews Prophecy Experts Warn Against Predicting Day Or Hour Coronavirus Lockdown Will End

BERRIENS SPRINGS, Mich. — As everyone from President Trump to your Aunt Mildred chimes in with predictions of when coronavirus lockdowns will be lifted, Andrews University prophecy experts are Read more […]

Vatican Charging Adventists $666 For Tourist Visa

Vatican City — Adventists hoping to visit the Vatican are being charged a new “Theological Reciprocity Visa” fee costing $666. The fee allows Adventists free access to the historical sights Read more […]

ABC Stores Announce Sale On Gold, Frankincense And Myrrh

ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventist Book Centers everywhere are featuring a Christmas sale of gold, frankincense and myrrh products. All wise Adventists are invited to stock up on items from the Read more […]

Members To Fill Out Report Cards For Pastors’ Wives

ADVENTIST WORLD – As of next Sabbath, Adventists will be able to officially grade their pastor’s wife using custom-made report cards. Members will judge all kinds of things about this highly Read more […]