Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Adventist Prophesy

Loma Linda residents furious as area code changes to (666)

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Livid Loma Linda residents have taken to the streets of the typically tranquil city in Southern California's San Bernardino County. The cause for the uproar:...

Rio organizers add Adventist flame to Olympic Torch

    RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil --- Organizers for the 2016 Rio de Janeiro Olympics have added what they call a "bold flame" to offical images...

Adventist headquarters to move to undisclosed cave if Trump wins

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Senior leaders at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists are reviewing a list of secret locations to which staff and...

Obama nominates Adventist Senate Chaplain Barry Black to Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C. --- President Barack Obama has nominated Rear Admiral Barry Black, U.S. Senate Chaplain, to the US Supreme Court. If confimed by the...

Adventist evangelist: Nobody is going anywhere until one more responds to altar call

BREAKING NEWS Marietta, Ga. --- Today's evangelistic campaign crowd in downtown Marietta, Ga. has been notified that everyone will be staying put until at least...

General Conference on global warming: it’s all going to burn anyway

  SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Environmentally-conscious Adventists were shocked today as the General Conference released a statement on global warming stating that "environmental conservation and...

Marvel Studios to adapt The Great Controversy for film

BURBANK, Calif. --- Marvel Studios, renowned worldwide for multiple, billion dollar Marvel Comics character film franchises, has announced their intention to create a film...

Microchips implanted in church employee foreheads, hands

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- "The process of implanting microchips in all full-time church employees is under way," announced Larissa Lim, General Conference IT Innovations...

Pope gets impromptu medical checkup at Manila Adventist Medical Center

MANILA, Philippines --- Still acclimating to the heat and humidity after his arrival in the Philippines, Pope Francis paid a quick visit to Manila...

Miniskirt on Nebuchadnezzar statue prompts mass exodus from prophecy seminar

OXFORD, Mich. --- Hundreds of Adventists stormed out of evangelist Steve Darmondy's prophecy seminar held at Maple Lane Adventist Church last night. The exit...

Slide Show: Adventists’ favorite numbers

Seventh-day Adventist have a thing for numbers (e.g. See name). Here, a few of their favorites.