Adventist Prophesy
Loma Linda residents furious as area code changes to (666)
LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Livid Loma Linda residents have taken to the streets of the typically tranquil city in Southern California's San Bernardino County. The cause for the uproar:...
Adventist entertainment
Rio organizers add Adventist flame to Olympic Torch
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil --- Organizers for the 2016 Rio de Janeiro Olympics have added what they call a "bold flame" to offical images...
Adventist Prophesy
Adventist headquarters to move to undisclosed cave if Trump wins
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Senior leaders at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists are reviewing a list of secret locations to which staff and...
Adventist Celebrities
Obama nominates Adventist Senate Chaplain Barry Black to Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- President Barack Obama has nominated Rear Admiral Barry Black, U.S. Senate Chaplain, to the US Supreme Court. If confimed by the...
Adventist entertainment
Adventist evangelist: Nobody is going anywhere until one more responds to altar call
BREAKING NEWS
Marietta, Ga. --- Today's evangelistic campaign crowd in downtown Marietta, Ga. has been notified that everyone will be staying put until at least...
Adventist Prophesy
General Conference on global warming: it’s all going to burn anyway
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Environmentally-conscious Adventists were shocked today as the General Conference released a statement on global warming stating that "environmental conservation and...
Adventist entertainment
Marvel Studios to adapt The Great Controversy for film
BURBANK, Calif. --- Marvel Studios, renowned worldwide for multiple, billion dollar Marvel Comics character film franchises, has announced their intention to create a film...
Adventist Prophesy
Microchips implanted in church employee foreheads, hands
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- "The process of implanting microchips in all full-time church employees is under way," announced Larissa Lim, General Conference IT Innovations...
Adventist Hospitals
Pope gets impromptu medical checkup at Manila Adventist Medical Center
MANILA, Philippines --- Still acclimating to the heat and humidity after his arrival in the Philippines, Pope Francis paid a quick visit to Manila...
Adventist Culture
Miniskirt on Nebuchadnezzar statue prompts mass exodus from prophecy seminar
OXFORD, Mich. --- Hundreds of Adventists stormed out of evangelist Steve Darmondy's prophecy seminar held at Maple Lane Adventist Church last night. The exit...
Adventist Culture
Slide Show: Adventists’ favorite numbers
Seventh-day Adventist have a thing for numbers (e.g. See name). Here, a few of their favorites.