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National Guard Deployed to Berrien Springs To “End Cow Tipping Forever”
This week, over 200 National Guard troops took up positions across Berrien Springs, Michigan, their orders clear: bring an end to the region’s notorious cow tipping once and for...
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Students Stage Overnight Cow Coup at Andrews University
In a stunning reversal of Andrews University’s 2019 decision to ditch its iconic dairy herd, a rogue band of Gen Z students has unleashed...
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Andrews’ New Automated Student Life Bot Programmed to Say ‘Just Pray About It’ to All Concerns
In a groundbreaking move to modernize student services while cutting costs, Andrews University has unveiled PRAYR-3000, an artificial intelligence chatbot programmed to handle all...
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Seminarian’s Song of Solomon Pickup Lines Fail Miserably
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Despite his best efforts, seminarian Ethan Thompson has discovered that employing pickup lines straight out of the Song of Solomon...
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Pioneer Memorial Church Switching Out Sermons for Memes
Berrien Springs, Mich. – Pioneer Memorial Church just dropped the hottest theological take of the year: replacing sermons with dank Christian memes.
That's right, folks....
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Supreme Court To Rule On Whether Loma Linda Is “More Adventist” Than Berrien Springs
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- A question that has been burning in the minds of thousands of Adventists for decades may finally be answered this year:...
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Andrews University: Watching Animal Planet Counts for Worship Credit
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — In a stunning announcement, Andrews University has revealed that watching Animal Planet now counts for worship credit.
The new rule states...
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Things to Know About Andrews University President-Elect John Wesley Taylor V
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On March 7, 2023 the Andrews Board of trustees voted John Wesley Taylor V to serve as the seventh president of Andrews...
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Signs You Went to Andrews
You know you went to Andrews University when…
You think nothing of walking through a blizzard to get to dinner
Nobody will defend southwest Michigan's weather....
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Dwight Nelson Takes Over As ‘Jeopardy!’ Host
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. —- Pioneer Memorial Church Senior Pastor Dwight Nelson, confirmed today that he would be taking on a “sideline” as host of...
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Bad Boys Spinoff To Feature Will Smith As Badventist
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- Fresh off the release of Bad Boys For Life, Hollywood legend Will Smith has announced a Bad Boys franchise spinoff titled...