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The 7 Types of Children’s Story That Should Honestly Be a Felony By Now

Children’s story: that magical weekly moment when we gather tiny humans around the pulpit and let a well-meaning adult gamble with the entire service running time. It’s cute, it’s...
Children

VBS Concludes With Altar Call for Parents to Volunteer Next Year

BLUE RIDGE PINES, NC — Capping off another high-energy Vacation Bible School, Blue Ridge Pines SDA Church broke with tradition by saving its most...
Children

Pastor Horrified as Children’s Story Features Jael Tale

It was supposed to be a simple children's story time at the Piney Woods Adventist Church. But the sweet-as-pie Sister Hubbard had other plans...
Adornment

How to Spot When an Adventist is Bragging

We Adventists like to at least appear humble. But once in a while some status signaling happens. You know an Adventist is bragging when...
Adventist Culture

Picture This: 11 Adventist Buzzkills

Joy can be found in many things, in many places. These are not those things. These are not those places.
Adventist Culture

Pastors’ Wives Win Back Pay For Years Of Unpaid Labor

FINALLY: The US Supreme Court has ruled to award Adventist pastors’ wives backpay for all the unpaid work they have done simply because of...
Children

Pastor deaf in one ear after botched baby dedication

LONG HORN, Neb. --- An Adventist pastor has completely lost hearing in his right ear after some unforeseen difficulties at a baby dedication last...
Children

GC removes clapping/stomping from “If you’re happy and you know it”

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Childrens' Sabbath School departments and summer camps across the Adventist world have been urgently advised to "remove all references to...
Children

Entire church wondering when clueless dad will carry out screaming baby

PARADISE, Calif. — What started as isolated and almost forgivable sobs has quickly escalated to a stream of high-pitched wailing. Everybody at Paradise Adventist...

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