Monday, December 1, 2025

Church Life

Why Abundant Life Is Just as Important as Eternal Life (Yes, Really)

Many Adventists spend so much time thinking about eternity that they forget one small detail: this life matters too. Jesus didn’t just promise us life after death—He promised abundant life...

Adult Sabbath School Class Nearly Divides Over Piano Being Moved Two Inches to the Left

SILVER SPRING, MD — According to trembling eyewitnesses, the Adult Sabbath School class at Oakview Seventh-day Adventist Church came perilously close to a full...

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: Adventist Edition

Adventists are a special breed: committed, passionate, and often hilariously particular about… well, everything. If your goal is to alienate your friends while remaining...

I’ve Had it with the Infighting

I’ve had it with the infighting. Honestly, if you scroll through Adventist social media these days, you’d think we’ve split into 28,000 fundamental beliefs—one for...

Oops in the Pews: How to Gracefully Handle Farts in Church

Your body doesn’t check the church calendar. Farts happen. Even during the quietest, most reverent moments of Sabbath service. The trick isn’t pretending it...

When the Pastor Preaches The Sermon… About The AV Team

Every church has its spiritual gifts. Some preach. Some sing. Some run the livestream while being publicly chastised in real time. Here is a sermon...

How to Say “No” in Adventist Speak

If you’ve ever tried to set a boundary in the Adventist world, you know the struggle is real. Saying “No” outright? Blasphemy. But fear...

Church Wi-Fi Now Filters Out Sites Without Ellen White Citations

SILICON VALLEY, Calif. — Adventist tech volunteers across North America unveiled a cutting-edge church Wi-Fi filter this Sabbath that blocks access to any website...

Local Adventist Church Wants to Know If They Can Use Taylor Swift’s Engagement Flower Leftovers This Sabbath

LEE'S SUMMIT, Mo. – In a move lauded by some as "ingenious stewardship" and criticized by others as "unprecedented worldliness," the Lee's Summit Seventh-day...

Advent-Lift Ride-Sharing App, Promises to Get You to Church on Time (or Your Tithe Back!)

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Tired of showing up late to Sabbath School because you refused to start your car on holy time? Fear not,...

9 Reasons the Local Adventist Church Brings Hope

1. Real Fellowship (Away from General Conference Drama) The local Adventist congregation is your safe haven from the theological arm-wrestling of General Conference votes. Here,...