Monday, September 29, 2025

Courtship

Adventist Singles Event Ends Early As Participants Realize They’re All Cousins

HOPE SPRINGS, CA — What was meant to be a weekend of spiritual growth and potential matchmaking for Adventist singles turned into an awkward family reunion on Saturday night...

Single Deacon Grateful to be God’s Gift to Humanity

In a revelation that has left his fellow churchgoers both annoyed and amused, 27-year-old Adventist bachelor, Daniel McSingleton, has declared himself to be "God's...

Take This Quiz to Test Your Knowledge of Adventist Dating Etiquette

Test your knowledge of Adventist dating etiquette by taking our 10-question quiz: 1) What is the most important question to ask before going on a...

Eligible Adventist Males Declared Endangered Species

FONTAINEBLEU, France — The International Union for Conservation of Nature has made its first human addition to the list of endangered species: eligible Adventist...

“Fishing For Men” Single Women’s Ministries Retreat Sells Out

WATFORD, England - A frenzy of activity crashed the servers of the British Union Conference today as tickets for the Single Adventist Women’s Ministries...

Adventist “Leave Room For The Holy Spirit” Rule Catches On During Coronavirus Outbreak

WORLD --- The old school Adventist rule stipulating that people dating each other should "leave room for the Holy Spirit" (keep a healthy distance...

NAD Launches Department Of Adventist Dating

COLUMBIA, Md. --- Citing a record number of complaints from single Adventists claiming they have no romantic prospects at their local church, the North American...

Loma Linda Blood Test Determines If Couples Are Equally Yoked

BREAKING NEWS LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- An interdisciplinary team of researchers at Loma Linda University announced today that they have perfected a blood test that...

Adventist Church Introduces “Searching Singles Sanctuary Seating”

ADVENTIST WORLD --- In an effort to encourage equal yoking, Adventist churches worldwide are introducing Searching Singles Sanctuary Seating. The hope is that like-minded...

Top Adventist pick-up lines revealed

ADVENTIST WORLD --- Adventist leaders recently ordered a survey of the most effective pick-up lines among young adult church-goers. The top responses are listed...

Adventist Church launches “PANIC!” dating app for single members over 30

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The Adventist Church has launched the latest in a succession of dating apps for faithful members. PANIC! is specifically designed for single...