Ellen White
In Response to LA Fires, GC Announces Emergency Great Controversy Book Distribution
The General Conference of has announced an emergency distribution of "The Great Controversy" in response to the devastating Los Angeles wildfires.
“We believe that in these trying times, what the...
Ellen White
Adventist Mathematicians Claim to Have Discovered the ‘Golden Ratio’ in EGW’s Hairdo
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — A team of Adventist mathematicians from Loma Linda University claims to have discovered the elusive 'Golden Ratio' in an unexpected...
Ellen White
Ellen White Impersonator Suffers Heatstroke in Full 19th Century Attire at Outdoor Event
Ellen White impersonator Mildred Hawkins suffered a severe case of heatstroke during the annual Adventist Heritage Festival, collapsing dramatically mid-sermon. Dressed in a full-length...
Ellen White
White Estate Ditches Plans to Make EGW Smile in Historic Photos After Kate Middleton Fiasco
The Ellen G. White Estate has called off its mission to plaster a grin on Adventist cofounder Ellen White’s face in photographs. The sudden...
Ellen White
Ellen White Chatbot Can Answer All Your Burning Questions
Adventists everywhere are buzzing with excitement over the latest technological breakthrough: an Ellen White chatbot. That’s right, now you can get all the spiritual...
Ellen White
White Estate Releases VR Experience of EGW Visions
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Gone are the days when you had to read books to discover Ellen White’s visions. This month the White Estate...
Ellen White
Elmshaven Closes as EGW’s Descendants Move Back In
ST. HELENA, Calif. --- Tours of Elmshaven, Adventist co-founder Ellen White's Northern Californian home, have been scrapped due to new occupants moving in.
At the...
Adventist Book Center
Billion-Copy Great Controversy Distribution Now Happening Via Email Due to Soaring Printing Costs
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Change of plans: ballooning inflation has meant that the printing of the billion Great Controversy copies that were supposed to...
Adventist Book Center
Member Fact-Checking Bible With EGW
Tear Falls, Mich. — Lately Stumble Block SDA Head Deaconess Liga List has been very concerned at a number of Biblical shortcomings.
In an email...
Ellen White
SCANDAL: Researcher Discovers EGW Favored Doritos Over Fritos In Haystacks
SILVER SPRING, Md. —— General Conference senior leadership rushed into an emergency meeting this morning after a researcher at the White Estate forwarded a...
Adventist Culture
Picture This: Ellen G. White’s Top Looks
Take a peek at Ellen G. White's most popular poses. Eat your heart out, America's Next Top Model!