Female ordination
Alamodome on lockdown following women’s ordination vote until both sides hug it out
BREAKING NEWS
SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- General Conference Session parliamentarians have announced an absolute lockdown of the Alamodome at GC San Antonio until the delegates who have just voted on...
Female ordination
Slide show: 28 Fundamental Reasons Adventists Should Ordain Women
If you are anything like us, you may be dealing with information overload with all the arguments for or against women's ordination. To help illustrate the issues we thought a little slide show about why to ordain women would be in order.
Female ordination
Female delegates to boycott GC San Antonio
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- "The General Conference San Antonio World Session has been upgraded and will now take the form of a men's conference,"...
Female ordination
Aging male delegates handpicked to fairly represent male dominance at GC Session
SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- "We are satisfied the deck is sufficiently stacked with gray heads and testosterone," said General Conference Session logistics spokesperson Sonny...
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Angry Adventist Birds game released to crush women’s ordination
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- By far the boldest Adventist venture into gaming so far, Angry Adventist Birds was launch today by General Conference developers....
Female ordination
Borat returns in “Women’s (sub)Ordination – Interviews with Adventist Leaders”
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. --- British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has announced the June 2 release of his latest film: "Women's (sub)Ordination." Â Cohen returns as eccentric...
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Andrews Seminary launches female-only Masters of Prophecy
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- In an unprecedented move by the General Conference and Andrews Theological University, a solution has been reached in the debate...
Ellen White
Adventist anti-women’s ordination campaigners struggle with whole ‘woman co-founder thingy’
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. --- Campaigners against women's ordination are struggling with a simple yet annoyingly inconvenient reality:Â Ellen G. White's gender.
"We do our best...
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Conference President: Why have female pastors when you have pastor’s wives?
SILVER SPRING, Md. - Two members of the Theology of Ordination Study Committee believe there is a simple solution to the women's ordination question:...
Female ordination
Special offering to fit female church workers’ offices with glass ceilings
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Church stewardship leaders are promoting a special offering that will be taken up next Sabbath for the remodeling of offices...