Devil claims full responsibility for sexism in Adventist Church

FALLEN WORLD — Lucifer himself claimed full responsibility for the “absolutely astounding sexism in the Adventist Church” in a statement released today. The ruler of demons said that he had Read more […]

GC not ready to recognize a woman as United States president

SILVER SPRING, Md. — “This has nothing to do with partisan politics,” said General Conference spokesperson Mel Hombre, explaining the Adventist headquarter’s stance on the Democratic candidate Read more […]

GC: Women can be ordained as housewives

SILVER SPRING, Md. — General Conference officials have been working hard to offer some form of concession to placate advocates of women’s ordination who were bitterly disappointed by the GC Read more […]

Slide Show: #TBT — Adventists legends when they were young(ish)

It’s Throwback Thursday! Can you guess who these Adventists/Adventist-connected people are?

Adventist anti-women’s ordination campaigners struggle with whole ‘woman co-founder thingy’

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — Campaigners against women’s ordination are struggling with a simple yet annoyingly inconvenient reality:  Ellen G. White’s gender. “We do our best to seek Ellen White’s Read more […]