Bathroom Breaks Banned During Offering
ADVENTIST WORLD — In a bid to revive flagging offering tallies, Church leaders have banned bathroom breaks during offering appeals and collections. “It seems Adventist bladders always fill Read more […]
Category: Offerings
Adventist Church accepting offerings in bitcoin
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Adventist Church has annoucned that it is now accepting offerings in bitcoin. The news follows huge surges in the price of the cryptocurrency. “I have no idea why Read more […]
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New Adventist offering baskets reject $1 bills
SILVER SPRING, Md. — To encourage more generous Adventist giving on Sabbath mornings, new offering plates have been designed that automatically reject $1 bills. The new electronic baskets Read more […]
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MTV relaunches ‘Cribs’ with tour of Southern Asia-Pacific Division of Seventh-day Adventists
NEW YORK, N.Y. — MTV has announced plans to relaunch “Cribs,” the much-loved show which flaunted the incredible residences of rich celebrities. The first new episode will feature a building Read more […]
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GC bans “Hear the pennies dropping” for encouraging cheapskate offerings
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has ordered all of the denomination’s congregations to stop using the song Hear the pennies dropping in children’s Sabbath Read more […]
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Collegedale Church instructs members to bring exact change for offering next Sabbath
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — An email titled “URGENT” was sent to the over 3000 members of Collegedale Church this morning in response to what Church Treasurer, Keefer Spears is calling “the longest Read more […]
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Superstitious Church leaders scrap 13th Sabbath tradition
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a dramatic shift for the Adventist church, world leaders have decided to discontinue the practice of holding special offerings and communion on the last Saturday of each Read more […]
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Electronic scoreboard to track giving in Adventist churches
Adventist churchgoers will notice something different in church this Sabbath. All church sanctuaries will feature an electronic scoreboard to the left of the pulpit. The scoreboard will Read more […]
