Offerings
Pastor Installs Big Guilt Button in Pulpit
In a move that has garnered both confusion and consternation from his congregation, Pastor Jeb Caseload of the Soyburg Seventh-day Adventist Church has installed a large red button labeled...
Offerings
Congregation Instructed to Sing “Bring Ye All the Tithes Into The Storehouse” Until Offering Basket Has Enough For New Air Conditioner
In a move of desperation last Sabbath, Pastor Johnson of the Swelter Valley Seventh-day Adventist Church directed his congregation to sing "Bring Ye All...
Offerings
Bathroom Breaks Banned During Offering
ADVENTIST WORLD — In a bid to revive flagging offering tallies, Church leaders have banned bathroom breaks during offering appeals and collections.
“It seems Adventist...
Offerings
Adventist Church accepting offerings in bitcoin
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The Adventist Church has annoucned that it is now accepting offerings in bitcoin. The news follows huge surges in the...
Offerings
New Adventist offering baskets reject $1 bills
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- To encourage more generous Adventist giving on Sabbath mornings, new offering plates have been designed that automatically reject $1 bills.
The...
Offerings
MTV relaunches ‘Cribs’ with tour of Southern Asia-Pacific Division of Seventh-day Adventists
NEW YORK, N.Y. --- MTV has announced plans to relaunch "Cribs," the much-loved show which flaunted the incredible residences of rich celebrities. The first...
Offerings
GC bans “Hear the pennies dropping” for encouraging cheapskate offerings
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has ordered all of the denomination's congregations to stop using the song Hear the...
Offerings
Collegedale Church instructs members to bring exact change for offering next Sabbath
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- An email titled "URGENT" was sent to the over 3000 members of Collegedale Church this morning in response to what Church...
General Conference
Superstitious Church leaders scrap 13th Sabbath tradition
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a dramatic shift for the Adventist church, world leaders have decided to discontinue the practice of holding special offerings...
Adventist Culture
Electronic scoreboard to track giving in Adventist churches
Adventist churchgoers will notice something different in church this Sabbath. All church sanctuaries will feature an electronic scoreboard to the left of the pulpit.
The...