BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — As participants arrive ahead of this year’s Annual Council meetings, the question on everyone’s mind is whether or not a much-discussed beard grooming compliance document Read more […]
https://www.facebook.com/ellenvstheworld/videos/248982815820877/ We’re sure you are going to love the trailer for the new web comedy series, Ellen vs the World. Congrats to the Ellen vs the World Read more […]
PASADENA, Calif. — Liberal Adventist, Lovey Dovey, has written an emoji-filled social media plea to the Southern Californian Conference decrying the complete absence of smoke machines in local Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an effort to more accurately describe the yearly October meetings of the General Conference Executive Committee, senior church leaders have chosen to rebrand Annual Council Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — A brand new addition has been made to a list of recently formed oversight committees at the General Conference. So far, the committees cover Sabbath wading, disruptive church Read more […]
ADVENTIST WORLD — Laodicean Adventist Luke Waurm reported to his local emergency room earlier today complaining of severe constipation. When asked what he had been eating, Waurm admitted to Read more […]
BREAKING NEWS SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an exclusive Adventist News Network interview entirely dedicated to vital beard-growth prep ahead of Annual Council 2018, General Conference President Read more […]
BREAKING NEWS Adventist World — The Adventist Church has introduced revolutionary new glow-in-the-dark GLOW tracts. The handouts are available for the following titles: Let your light so Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Lawmakers spent the bulk of today’s confirmation hearings grilling Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh regarding his views on carob. The politicians took turns asking Read more […]
Weimar, Calif. — U2 lead singer, Bono, has checked into the health center at the Weimar Institute after his voice failed him at a concert on Saturday. Bono said that he was looking for the Read more […]
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