Friday, March 13, 2026

Church Growth

We Can Do Vastly Better

    For a group that often specializes in self-criticism, it’s worth pausing to notice something: the Adventist experiment is actually working. We take the Bible seriously—sometimes very seriously. Whole sermons have...

Why do people leave Adventism relieved—and why don’t we want to hear that?

When people leave Adventism, many describe something unexpected: relief. Not bitterness. Not rebellion. Relief. Relief from constant self-monitoring. Relief from the low-grade anxiety of never quite...

Adventism’s Secret Problem Isn’t the World—it’s Us

We spend so much time looking outward—at secularism, politics, or moral decay—that we forget to look inward. And the truth is uncomfortable: the biggest...

Why the Future of Adventism Belongs to Bridge-Builders

Adventism has reached a crossroads—one where our old internal battles no longer serve us, our young people are asking harder questions than ever, and...

When Control Fails, God Leads

Once upon a quinquennium, someone thought Adventism could be managed like a well-behaved Pathfinder club. Turns out… it can’t. Because the church isn’t a corporation. It’s...

Membership Transfers Must Now Disclose if Incoming Member is Single

The Adventist Church has decided to update its membership transfer process to reflect the pressing needs of its congregations. Starting this summer, incoming members...

The Future of Adventism. Can We Survive in a Negative World?

Let's face it, Adventists. We aren't exactly in our finest hour. We struggle with in-fighting over doctrinal issues that divide us. The fact that...

Introvert Escapes Through Church Fire Exit to Avoid Chatty Deacon

It was another scorching Sabbath morning at Tumbleweed Seventh-day Adventist Church and the air conditioning wasn't cooperating. Jared, the quintessential introvert, was already perspiring...

Why Old School Liberals Are Irrelevant to Young Adventists

#NOTsatire Attempting to pitch old school liberal Adventist views to today's young Adventists is a bit like trying to convince them that dial-up internet is...

GC Creates Mega Unions Because Church Needs More Committees

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a move that has Adventists everywhere scratching their heads, the General Conference has announced the creation of a new...

OBG – Adventist churches install isolation pews for chattiest members

SILVER SPRING,Md. --- Seventh-day Adventist churches around the world are being fitted with single-occupant isolation pews this week. The pews are the latest attempt by...