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The 10 Church Members Every Adventist Pastor Dreads

The Trouble-of-Israel – Firmly believes the pastor is personally responsible for every problem in the church, the conference, and possibly the moral decline of Western civilization.The White Stickler –...
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Why Do We Make Pastors Feel Like Losers Unless They Get “Promoted” to Conference Jobs?

Here’s a truth many Adventists quietly acknowledge but rarely say out loud: local pastors are often treated like second-class citizens unless they climb the...
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Pastor Convinced Every Transfer Request Is His Fault

Pastor Gerald Meyers of the Pleasant Valley Seventh-day Adventist Church has been harboring a deep, dark secret: he's absolutely certain that every membership transfer...
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11 Reasons Why Being a Pastor’s Spouse is the Hardest Job

1. You're expected to be a perfect role model at all times, with no room for human flaws or mistakes. 2. Your personal life is...
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Pastor Claims He is Unequally Yoked to Wife Who is Quitting Nursing

BERRIEN SPRINGS, MI - Local pastor Robert Eyer declared himself to be "unequally yoked" with his wife Denise after she revealed plans to leave...
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Pastor Gets Moved So Much He Lives in U-Haul

Pastor John had been reassigned so frequently over his 25 year career that he decided to save money by permanently living out of a...

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