Monday, September 29, 2025

Reverence

Michigan Conference Pastors to Name Check Anyone Sleeping in Church

In a controversial move aimed at combating disengaged congregants, the Michigan Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has instituted a new policy allowing pastors to publicly call out any members caught...

Dos and Don’ts for Adventists – The BarelyAdventist Guide

As Adventists, it's important to know the dos and don'ts of our faith. But let's be real, sometimes we take ourselves a little too...

Police Called On Member Texting In Church

Dullville, Mich. - Cop cars descended on Dullville Seventh-day Adventist Church last Sabbath after an emergency call from an elder. Earnest Plodir placed the 911...

Adventist Churches Install Cell Phone Signal Blockers

ADVENTIST WORLD ---  Adventist Churches the world over are installing cell signal blockers to combat chronic member distraction during services. "I am sick of hearing members say...

Texts written in Adventist churches to be read from pulpit

ADVENTIST WORLD --- Adventists caught texting in church will have their phones confiscated and their texts read from the pulpit as of this coming...

GC orders tazering of Adventists who clap in church

SILVER SPRING, Md.--- In its most recent effort to eradicate clapping from Adventist congregations, the General Conference headquarters of the church has taken to...

Adventist Church: Phones that ring in services to be confiscated as offering

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- If Adventists ever needed a good reason not to bring their phones to church, here's one: If your cell phone rings...

Heels banned in church for preventing Adventists from walking softly in the sanctuary

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- High heels are a thing of the past as far as the Seventh-day Adventist Church is concerned. In a memo released...

OBG – Slide show: 12 ways to swear like an Adventist

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Adventist churches install isolation pews for chattiest members

SILVER SPRING,Md. --- Seventh-day Adventist churches around the world are being fitted with single-occupant isolation pews this week. The pews are the latest attempt by...

Clapping sound heard from rocks as Adventist leaders ban church applause

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- General Conference officials were both alarmed and genuinely annoyed this morning to hear a loud clapping sound coming from rocks...