Monday, September 29, 2025

Theater

New AI Algorithm Calculates Exact Distance Between Theater and Hell

In a groundbreaking development that has Adventist mathematicians buzzing, researchers at the General Conference's newly established Department of Digital Righteousness claim to have developed an AI algorithm that can...

Members Plead for Ceasefire Between Adventism’s Liberal and Conservative Theologians

ADVENTIST WORLD - A growing chorus of regular members has issued a desperate plea for peace between the Adventist denomination's warring theological factions. "Listen, we...

Adventist Drive-In Theater Churches Feature Priority Angel Parking

ADVENTIST WORLD --- As more and more Adventist congregations have turned to drive-in church models during the COVID-19 pandemic, the church manual has been...

GC allows Adventists to see ‘nature video’ Finding Dory in theaters

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a special dispensation for fans desperate to see Pixar's new release, Finding Dory, General Conference officials have opted to allow...

Slide Show: Celebrities with an Adventist connection — Part I

The peculiar people have some interesting ties to some very familiar faces. You might just be surprised at who turns up in this list...

Southern California Conference to build angel-friendly movie theater

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --- In a bid to counter what the it calls the "superficial filth machine" that is Hollywood, the Southern California Conference...