Big Franks
Wilson Blames Bankruptcy of Loma Linda Foods on The Shaking
In a statement released from his office surrounded by a curated selection of unopened Loma Linda Big Franks cans, GC President Ted Wilson addressed the recent bankruptcy of the...
Veganism
Adventist Nutritionists Solve Egg Shortage by Not Caring About Eggs
With egg prices soaring Adventist nutritionists across the denomination are basking in a glow of self-righteousness brighter than a Loma Linda sunrise. These plant-based...
Veganism
Loma Linda Scientists Create Vegan Substitute So Realistic, Vegans Refuse to Eat It
Researchers at Loma Linda University's School of Public Health have unveiled a new vegan substitute so convincing that even die-hard vegans are questioning their...
Veganism
Scientists: Stripples WILL Get You Into Heaven
Everybody already knew Stripples were good but nobody knew just how good they were for you until today. According to a recent study in...
Union College
Stuck Inside All Day? Watch Union College Students Try Veggie Meat Uncooked Straight Out Of The Can
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EZghRrxbPsE&feature=youtu.be#dialog
Thanks to the Union College Communication Program for letting us share this stomach-churning video!
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Andrews Theological Seminary
Sam’s Chicken Earns Andrews Cafeteria A Michelin Star
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- In an absolute first for an Adventist institution, the Andrews University cafeteria has been awarded a Michelin star in recognition...
Veganism
Prodigal Son’s Brother Suddenly Vegan For Return Feast
ANCIENT JUDEA --- A catering crisis blew up minutes after the prodigal son returned to his father.
Although most of the household and its well-compensated...
Adventist Food
First vegan Dairy Queen to open at Loma Linda University
LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Frozen-treat chain Dairy Queen has announced plans to open an entirely vegan store on the campus of Loma Linda University....
Adventist Culture
Poll: 99% of Adventists believe it is better to give than to receive CHIP cookbooks
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- The results of a Pew Survey into cultural attitudes within Adventism has unearthed timely data as Adventists everywhere gather under the...
Adventist Food
Adventist vegans to be cast in Hunger Games
SANTA MONICA, Calif. --- Lionsgate film execs for the popular 'Hunger Games' series have revealed that dozens of vegan Adventists have been cast as...
Adventist Culture
Pre-blessed Big Franks to hit stores
NASHVILLE, N. Car. --- The owners of the Worthington / Loma Linda brand are set to test a pre-blessed version of the popular Big...