Ted Wilson resolves to smile more in 2019
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In his first press conference for 2019, Ted Wilson, president of the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists, was asked about his New Year’s resolutions. Surprising Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In his first press conference for 2019, Ted Wilson, president of the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists, was asked about his New Year’s resolutions. Surprising Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Environmentally-conscious Adventists were shocked today as the General Conference released a statement on global warming stating that “environmental conservation Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Ted Wilson, president of the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists, toasted 2016 with a glass of Mattinelli’s apple cider at an office New Year’s Eve party last night. Read more […]
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — An annual General Conference report has found that, despite the best efforts of Adventist undergraduate schools around the world, “an alarming percentage of Adventist college Read more […]
MONTEMORELOS, Mexico — Following his capture in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, after fleeing the US during an investigation into alleged parole violation, “Affluenza Teen” Ethan Couch has been ordered Read more […]
BREAKING NEWS COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — In a surprise announcement this morning, Southern Adventist University named Adventist former neurosurgeon and GOP presidential candidate Ben Carson, president-elect Read more […]
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — In an effort to start 2016 on healthier footing, Adventist-owned Little Debbie Snack Cakes has launched the Carob Creme Pie. The new pie is custom-tailored to appeal Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — General Conference leaders are ushering in 2016 with a season of prayer and fasting for a new Adventist prophet in 2016. This time around, however, leaders are specifically Read more […]
Excited Adventists everywhere are ripping open carefully wrapped Christmas presents and according to real-time data available from the General Conference Department of Questionable Expenditure, Read more […]
ROSEVILE, Calif. — An unexpected Christmas card from Pope Francis was delivered to veteran Adventist evangelist Doug Batchelor today. After wishing Batchelor a Merry Christmas, the Pope added Read more […]
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