Compliant Line of Pantyhose Launched by GC
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Shortly after the General Conference of 2010 in Atlanta GA., then newly elected GC President, Ted Wilson, sent a memo to every female employee of the General Conference. Read more […]
Jackson Calls for GC to Clearly Label Working Policy Hooey
Columbia, Maryland — North American Division President, Dan Jackson, has called on the General Conference to “clearly label any and all hooey in the GC Working Policy.” In addition, Jackson Read more […]
Share this:
Liberal Adventist Can’t Find Revelation
Loma Linda, Calif. — Liberal Adventist, Al Riverside, has spent the last fifteen minutes at his small group meeting hunting for the book of Revelation in his freshly dusted-off paraphrase of Read more […]
Share this:
NAD Bans Beards in Headquarters Office
Columbia, Md. — The North American Division has banned anyone from entering its headquarters wearing a beard. The official update to the building dress code was announced today. The rationale Read more […]
Share this:
Bearded Delegates Declare Battle Creek Itchiest Annual Council on Record
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — 2018 Annual Council delegates rushed through post-meeting evaluation forms in Battle Creek this week in a mad rush to get back to their hotels and shave before catching Read more […]
Share this:
ABC stores sell out of “REPRIMANDED” T-shirts
UNITED STATES — Adventist Book Centers across the country have announced that they have sold out of “REPRIMANDED” T-shirts that were launched earlier this week. The T-shirts went Read more […]
Share this:
Annual Council Delegates Served Little Debbie Treats to Promote “Sweet Spirit”
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — The day directly after a controversial Annual Council 2018 vote on a murky “compliance document,” all delegates have been served Little Debbie snack cakes to promote a Read more […]
Share this:
GC Crossword Puzzle: 2018 Annual Council Edition!
Welcome to the Annual Council Game Compliance Committee! This committee is one of your friendly GC committees designed to make sure everyone plays games appropriately and within the guidelines of Read more […]
Share this:
Controversial Beard Grooming Compliance Document Faces Annual Council Vote
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — As participants arrive ahead of this year’s Annual Council meetings, the question on everyone’s mind is whether or not a much-discussed beard grooming compliance document Read more […]
Share this:
Check out the trailer for “Ellen vs the World,” an Adventist comedy web series
https://www.facebook.com/ellenvstheworld/videos/248982815820877/ We’re sure you are going to love the trailer for the new web comedy series, Ellen vs the World. Congrats to the Ellen vs the World Read more […]
