Monday, September 29, 2025

Dancing

All Movement Banned During Adventist Song Services

The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has announced a sweeping new policy banning all forms of movement during Sabbath song service. The initiative, dubbed "Statuesque Sabbath," aims to eliminate...

Rhythm? What’s That? The Adventist Struggle on the Dance Floor

As Adventists, we were raised to believe that dancing was a sin akin to bearing false witness or coveting thy neighbor's ox. From a...

Adventists Warned Living Room Zumba Still Dancing

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The growing numbers of home-confined Adventists doing workouts in their living rooms these days has triggered a response from the...

King David Referred To Compliance Committee For Dancing Half-Naked

TODAY IN ANCIENT ISRAEL --- King David was referred to a compliance committee earlier today after religious leaders caught wind of the fact that...

CONFIRMED: Adventists Born With Two Left Feet

Adventist World: A recently released study by an interdiscipinary team of Loma Linda University faculty has confirmed what many have long suspected: Adventists are...

Royal wedding moved to Sunday so Adventists can watch

WINDSOR, England --- In a surprise concession, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are postponing their Saturday wedding by exactly one day so that Adventist...

Pathfinder marching honor eliminated for promoting dancing

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- The Pathfinder marching honor is officially a thing of the past. After an exhaustive study by the General Conference-based Biblical Research...

Slideshow: How to dance like an Adventist

It's been a rough week. For all of us. So we thought it might be fun to dig up some archived Adventist dance tips...

115-year-old Adventist wins gold at World Breakdancing Olympics

VENICE BEACH, Calif. --- An unlikely athlete took gold at the World Breakdancing Olympics which concluded today. Gertrude Logan, known simply as G-Lo in breakdancing...

99% of those who know Adventists are “grateful they don’t dance”

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- A Loma Linda University survey of 10,000 respondents who have Adventist friends has yielded insights into the perception of Adventists...

Southern OKs dance parties, calls them mime workshops

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- In a decision widely celebrated by new and returning students, Southern Adventist University has greenlighted student dance parties on campus as...